Friday, August 24, 2007

News - Vick Suspended From NFL


We are happy to report that the NFL has taken the first step along the road to atonement by suspending admitted dog murderer Michael Vick indefinitely and without pay.

CNN reports, "Vick also admitted that he and two co-conspirators killed dogs that did not fight well."

A spokesman for the NFL said that he would "review the status of the suspension after the legal proceedings are over." We don't think Vick's chances are all that shiny.

After all, as our boyfriend reminded us, the great Pete Rose was permanently suspended from baseball for gambling. So at the risk of going all Dickensian on y'all, if the NFL doesn't do the same for someone who murders animals, we'll eat our own head.

PS. We can't stand the classiness of these Vick photos. Who would have ever believed this prince would condone dog fighting let alone dog murdering?

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