News - Actor Chris Langham Jailed

One of the biggest heroes in the fight against international child pornography, Operation Ore, has caught yet another celebrity by tracing the credit card numbers used to purchase online images of child sexual abuse.

British actor and comedian, Chris Langham, most noted for his roles in Monty Python's Life of Brian, The Return of the Pink Panther, and ironically multiple episodes of The Muppet Show, has been "sentenced to ten months in jail for downloading 'horrifying' child pornography."

Operation Ore has already cited musicians Gary Glitter and Pete Townsend (of The Who) for accessing similar illegal sites. Gary Glitter is in prison in Vietnam until August 2008 for the sexual abuse of children. Pete Townsend was "entered on the Violent and Sex Offender List for 5 years."

Both Townsend and Langham claimed that they were doing research on the illegal sites. Langham claimed that he was molested as a child. After he was convicted, a woman accused him of having a sexual relationship with her from the time she was 14. Langham admitted to having relations with her when she was 18. Langham is married with two children of his own.

Oh, I Get It - Sarah SilverMAN

The guys at The Superficial aren't giving Sarah Silverman any breaks for her charming, witty sense of humor. (I make joke - in English!)

Instead, they posted the above pic of the Z-lister hugging Heroes' pint size, so-so sexpot (really guys only dig cause she just turned legal and is on a comic book show) Hayden Panettiere. Apparently they're hugging it out because they just flew on the same plane - that's true bonding for celebrities when they're surfing the lower alphabet.

They posted, "Somebody just tried to tell me that Sarah Silverman is a chick. Ha, that’s rich. Seriously, I haven’t laughed so hard in my life. Sarah Silverman’s a girl - hilarious!"

We have to agree. Not a great picture. But then I've never seen a great picture of the SilverMan. Not even that one where she posed for Maxim in a gorilla suit. Can you find the banana in this picture?

PS. Here's another pic of her just 'cause we're feeling mean.

News - Pete Doherty Forces Kitten To Smoke Crack

We posted on this last month but now there is new damning pictorial evidence that mega-junkie and seriously questionable human being Pete Doherty's (the lead singer of some unknown band) kitten didn't just accidentally stumble into his cocaine, but rather the sick pet owner thinks it's funny to force the kitten to get high on crack.

The above picture was taken by horrified friends of the junkie/singer and released publicly. That is Doherty getting his favorite kitten high by forcing it to smoke from a specially designed crack pipe. The kitten reportedly suffers serious health problems as a result of its drug addiction.

We think the bastard should be shot. But then we're an extremist.

Pure Coincidence - Keira Knightley Looks Like Hell

We are actually concerned for her health (and we're not the only ones) with the release of these new photos from the Venice film festival where Atonement stars, Keira Knightley and our other favorite, James McAvoy, were mugging for the camera.

Keira has been imitating Audrey Hepburn for a while now but this is getting ridiculous. We've never been a fan of Audrey Hepburn's looks (her acting is cute enough) but we really don't like that our darling Keira is trying so hard to resemble her, rather than keep her sex appeal.

P.S. Is she an Ana or a Mia???

News - Hollywood Hulk Hogan's Son Reckless Driver

Hollywood Hulk Hogan's 17-year-old son, Nick, has demolished his fourth luxury sports car in less than two years. He was injured but was quickly released from the hospital and will be fine, physically. We can't say the same for his 22-year-old passenger who is listed in critical condition. The boys were drag-racing on a public street in Clearwater, Florida.

We used to like ol' Hollywood but now we think he's an unfit parent.

We guess the lesson here is that if you aren’t adult enough to be held responsible for your actions then you shouldn’t be considered adult enough to be given a deadly weapon (4x no less.)

The boys were dumb for drag racing. The parents are criminal for repeatedly giving that child an insanely expensive deadly weapon. We guess they won't be happy until their son kills someone else or himself. That is borderline abusive -- rich selfish people like this and the rich selfish people they raise ruin other people’s lives with abandon and little remorse.

We hope the passenger is all right and never gets in a car with a moron again.

PS. Also this is sick but you can see video of the aftermath of the crash complete with a frazzled Hulk, here on TMZ.

PPS. Yup, the familiar white pen means this image is from PerezHilton.com, muchas gracias.